一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。( y' o) @+ U. s+ w- K3 r
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」 # |8 l+ \) s1 K5 ytvb now,tvbnow,bttvb + b, l; D8 L6 O; i1 x& ?9 F「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」5 \0 Y5 R/ M- K* I8 v& F' Y
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」公仔箱論壇( Y# q8 H3 m! O
! s. g2 K) d) D3 o$ c婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文： , M( v# b8 d. |. ^& X' J. c8 cTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind. # y" {) ~) L2 j+ A, y: J3 Rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 P4 `; ~; f( \9 A! Z2 m
A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" # E7 {5 l& Z* `5 a- O * p: e8 F, v$ L5 u0 q0 T W"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat." # E8 p5 C0 \' D- H, v/ | C2 K2 ?0 L( ~4 f$ U# H公仔箱論壇"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.' D+ k; P5 `! q/ w! C! f! K
% D3 M" V7 G7 `5 C8 {# }The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
