
主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :www3.tvboxnow.com# G1 d5 N$ I, p1 i
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. www3.tvboxnow.com; |( U4 m- e: b7 B/ W3 ]. f
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why?
為什麼呢?
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ b, Q& \6 l' D6 J( z
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 w1 ~: t3 ~. q
She doesn't care what you think. 0 k8 m/ r( q' c& U
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. 4 y6 l8 x& H0 @, [% d; Y- z
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 # L' L/ M& J* e6 z& z
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.% i" Q3 l' Y7 {* ~( k
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。 www3.tvboxnow.com% ^7 D P% W9 @+ @# R+ F# P
Women over 40 are dignified. * h. b+ V Q2 f* w( M& k4 V
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 ( P4 \9 ]$ e2 F" m3 j
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。: B. @7 I. o* }/ R& i3 V4 \
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age. 5 f, a8 L1 r' b3 n8 G" L- V
女人越老越通靈 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( x5 v+ M! R, z. L4 r6 B
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. 3 C; N+ q5 H; o1 V$ y
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔 公仔箱論壇4 Z& [" r& d0 S- m' {
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。 . |1 c# E d. Y& P9 d
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Older women are forthright and honest.
熟女直接又誠實 5 b2 a; u# ?4 O x& \* @
They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. 公仔箱論壇4 z' ?6 G7 U& ?' p
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點 5 V- T; s W: I: {/ c& W
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
40歲以上的男人呢 ? www3.tvboxnow.com! k; m, ^0 f* G& \3 {, c
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ u: V% T- L0 s. r
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 & a% _ @# Z' T) g6 T% M+ ^
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 4 e/ w- j9 C6 ]' L- L
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : 7 m# `; \. z. P: c; Q
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", ; e" ^2 u& Z! P+ o6 J2 k
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 ) p" R N# w$ F' g8 @$ p0 P
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Here's an update for you.
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 t! Z! }6 k8 ^6 s
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?
為什麼呢 ?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。 C8 D# l! ]5 @5 k# ?1 i
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