主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :公仔箱論壇9 h5 S4 \ m2 k1 U
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# O* Z5 M( }7 A$ G! |6 M. L' E
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% g- w- B) K$ O# @# ^( U
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? & U& @( P5 S8 `( q+ [
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She doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. 公仔箱論壇; e' e+ ~! }- c% k8 d$ M* m
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 www3.tvboxnow.com$ b' g# p4 S" o9 @
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 z. R) C+ i+ x, y4 v+ k
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) |5 B0 T5 _. D. Z" u7 c9 j5 f/ l8 v
Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. www3.tvboxnow.com6 Q. n, m* |+ j+ @' K1 Z% J. d
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& ?! l$ C% O, v9 u: k4 M
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. ' I W5 b! q0 D: {
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) 6 _8 N7 b9 B. @$ V
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. 公仔箱論壇. o' M) X' v( N; `* p" d
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 ; {$ g7 ~; Q( s+ l. L
Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. 3 S0 q- F( l- {
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔 ) ` Q! ?2 k, e0 Y; B
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
Older women are forthright and honest.
熟女直接又誠實
They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 6 M d+ ^! U7 V6 c
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. 公仔箱論壇: o1 c' b/ J: C, ^. P' S/ q
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 公仔箱論壇# r8 P3 R9 _7 L$ F& e3 u
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. 6 m% k: D% S# W" E/ U; {
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 公仔箱論壇+ p) V U% O9 H
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : www3.tvboxnow.com0 d' I, ~, R: U1 C) Y6 R- r
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
Here's an update for you.
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚 6 H0 @; [2 V2 x4 d& c
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Why?
為什麼呢 ?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 e0 J4 j) f! Z+ N# U/ Y" j; l
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