: ^" `6 H; c+ ` M* N% |: [, b7 J婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文： : `8 s/ z- @# z s7 MAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) U8 k! n( O$ X
0 G0 d9 W* k j# uA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* K! R! x* O, _5 i4 }
' ]& b) Z# i2 X! K) c) {公仔箱論壇"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat." K( k& W8 E z7 T' Z2 |TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, P2 v- `8 ^; a" m- ?
"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. 3 K+ | R, Z2 s: {www3.tvboxnow.comTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" _# Y7 N, u9 Y T0 {. m# o
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
