一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。 r9 ^* }+ `3 c. zTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' R$ D2 I. ?* q L
一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」 # J, Y5 c, F+ v$ ~) e' e9 x 6 y$ U# ~1 j" G: R H: gTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」 : ^5 J5 @9 @: y/ q" E + N% b- B) ]4 h( p( L: e% D' t vTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」! v$ `# E; `* A& W
2 c3 G# l1 h L- j婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」英文笑話原文:公仔箱論壇8 ]( F$ F* j6 Y0 ]
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind. 7 U: ~7 B9 W0 x/ J; A xwww3.tvboxnow.com $ L0 z) N+ t" A6 J+ l! Owww3.tvboxnow.comA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" - b- k2 G" U, y$ STVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。 & x0 `2 \( J6 b$ @$ ?) m' b公仔箱論壇"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。 K7 A+ G8 V3 s
# i$ k4 l$ z# t* w* xwww3.tvboxnow.com"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.' B) v) r9 S; F! t
! w4 E) b# z( ~( YThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"