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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.
$ L+ B9 p8 x% H9 q  z; ~) x7 _tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb性本善:Sex is good.
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习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
  @; e" N8 N6 P' @5 Ktvb now,tvbnow,bttvb苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 o9 {3 K6 u. }6 E& C, b
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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' |# s5 S: Q  `8 u$ Y+ s昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs MengTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, Y* i) n; c/ w2 H
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
* i8 Z& Q+ h4 j+ S) ?) p+ }4 u断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ \, A; }7 {" z* `: T
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
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教五子 All his five son took it
7 ?7 E9 H  v( ]名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.公仔箱論壇% C- {- W- T* O1 |0 W3 q
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( p7 K9 N. R7 C! a& W9 A, v3 _
父之过 It is all your fault.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: V9 T  f6 @) B: o9 x9 O: x( Z
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,, M% G' w$ `7 b( h  A, K" J( p
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.www3.tvboxnow.com6 T, p* p# q7 p
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子不学 You may refuse to study this0 O8 M/ g  o2 z( `
非所宜 but that is a real mistake* ]& n8 s* t+ y4 G6 x, [7 Y
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,公仔箱論壇2 s$ n* b, S: @9 O) T: K. n% Q
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged7 E9 C4 H; e1 J7 o. j6 Y' i# S+ i

2 _! {' k! x9 v( U% ?: Vwww3.tvboxnow.com玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
3 c/ |1 S4 H9 F, @/ @9 Q& Z& S# `不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
3 [2 s4 i; q% r- X- h# `3 h2 b' y人不学 If you don't learn sex,
$ H9 S9 n  g8 l. ]4 }公仔箱論壇不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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