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一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。6 L2 d- ~: T% `# f7 l

0 I0 l% J  i6 ?" f8 Kwww3.tvboxnow.com一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」公仔箱論壇- F; p  ?0 i0 t  L; }8 ~
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「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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. |0 u; q" j1 t2 H" {3 `: Wwww3.tvboxnow.com「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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  ^$ z) I; n; I$ m" f婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.www3.tvboxnow.com2 e" V7 t" G2 D0 m% Q8 x

$ l5 m9 s. v: }+ mtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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6 p+ T! i) N  T4 G% r0 ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."公仔箱論壇+ z1 s; |' P0 j5 z

3 ^0 i7 `. Y* v2 R: N$ Jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.公仔箱論壇0 y, |0 H. N6 a8 O1 {" a' t2 s, a

$ a, C. C8 w/ U6 A9 I公仔箱論壇The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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