一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) }+ i) V! b& \9 l+ o4 v: h
1 H+ L3 T( b9 d) p! b一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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& k* I# U7 l4 Ytvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 M- c) R8 Z9 j0 ~1 L4 b a( ~- }
( |" B; ]! u: {0 _www3.tvboxnow.com「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」, w) b0 V4 P0 l# C9 R
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
3 S7 u. d# [' h2 ktvb now,tvbnow,bttvbAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.* C" M! X+ e2 G9 X
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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/ q+ z5 M" }: I! ~8 J" P$ n! x公仔箱論壇"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.www3.tvboxnow.com+ e; H) z" z/ w4 s% _ u
4 O7 {! o; C# T公仔箱論壇The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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