賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& N( D# B* H _8 s& p6 M! o9 j
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we公仔箱論壇4 i% s+ E( T2 d( ]
absolutely cannot mess with
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, l/ X+ l1 x7 e, }) o: O+ D原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：
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on the Chinese with the following results:4 N. A, p e& G$ T
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( }7 k8 f( n5 V/ Atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；4 u O v0 K8 J
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (thetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# j" u8 j0 H/ D- l7 L4 Q2 v
main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* j$ q( `$ L) f/ `' S" Q5 \- v
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode awww3.tvboxnow.com' l3 U: L5 M- u5 m; O/ V" D% |$ ]
suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus fortvb now,tvbnow,bttvb X1 k/ S% \8 d: u7 Q) r8 U( j3 {
two hours;公仔箱論壇! a* m6 y5 x4 ?/ N, H4 ]" y
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*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；' M+ |, X t3 [( [
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but foundtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# ~# I9 j' j9 A" p" G% X
that the bomb remote control was stolen;
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1 d+ K* H6 m& s$ ~! r6 j4 `www3.tvboxnow.com*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；www3.tvboxnow.com; k$ v7 _- _7 f2 x9 o2 w, ]2 }* t
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
( E4 P4 {0 c$ U公仔箱論壇but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East: J8 }! v/ g( a2 f# x! x2 M
Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 ~ A1 }/ l6 r1 G0 A
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*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報
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8 z d7 ?3 I/ }4 C6 ztvb now,tvbnow,bttvbOne person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds
. A! ]0 k; r2 Mtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbof people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but
x* N C: g# y7 Lwww3.tvboxnow.comeven after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of
; E* T+ {- ?) o/ n9 Q+ w H公仔箱論壇the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed, U$ t8 b* z Q8 X. @9 ~
(this is the most pathetic!);
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5 \7 v4 e4 H# i/ ~8 E公仔箱論壇*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；9 y( C. z0 B8 f7 [& E4 |
One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off
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(containing the bomb) from him;公仔箱論壇- N* M a6 z- g$ l5 O. U$ \
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+ C7 k# W$ w U1 N( ]" g% I" vtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到
1 q* l; r b0 F/ ^黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成為植物人；+ j9 k# S. ~" F$ y
One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
* j9 N; A7 x8 G% k, l# g& k公仔箱論壇later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result oftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 H! w, j6 y# {) h
him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drankwww3.tvboxnow.com0 \4 f) H8 P3 _& [4 e
fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);
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*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！
5 c0 T, T$ o( C* f. h! L9 Btvb now,tvbnow,bttvbLater, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,
9 Q: _ @+ v. x2 N. U9 Ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvbbut she was cheated into prostitution!
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最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！8 w& R6 P( g4 a& X) [
Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
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