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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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& }6 H8 O; X1 Q* y) U> WORDS WOMEN USE* F' Y' T. _) F+ ^, `1 F
> (1) Fine: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) C. o. s- W) m: I* T) l; K! `
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right公仔箱論壇4 r& e; h! v" w& P
> and you need to shut up.www3.tvboxnow.com" o/ r: ^, ]: I: r' P7 U* h% X
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> (2) Five
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> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Fivetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( L/ j4 W2 d$ ^9 w7 ?
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
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> the house.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( Y2 d2 C! ^; |/ C+ ~3 T
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> (3) Nothing: Thiswww3.tvboxnow.com+ I  W/ u+ |1 `( c  j/ F* N$ f
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and youtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; N0 m2 v0 h) B/ ^) z9 n
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
; N0 c& m" g* ^- w+ |www3.tvboxnow.com> usually end in fine.公仔箱論壇% I. d( z4 M, q5 E, D
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> Ahead: This
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> (5) Loud
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> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often; m  O9 G! h" ^! i% z; a% Y2 L
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are. N: s" E. O1 v! f4 e+ G) P& p' g( N5 p
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standingtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 H. L+ w6 A4 B
> here and arguing with you about nothing.
. S# t$ @8 z/ I> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
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# |5 i- [/ c. Q3 w) f! {www3.tvboxnow.com> (6) That's
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> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
& Y' d# Q5 I# M: ~tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and, u9 x: x2 t7 m$ e! {+ V! c/ u
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your公仔箱論壇7 O: T* Y0 s" G9 \6 t+ G
> mistake. 7 t! H: W* S6 o3 x  ]. `
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> (7) Thanks: A
/ z% o0 X2 v2 S: ?  ~. g( ~' c> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
# T" K( L; l: g2 ?> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
. c: G. Z6 h& X8 I4 \% q5 ~公仔箱論壇> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
: @: h# n+ j6 y: i8 k& a> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOTTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 B" {% Z* J( d- [: W3 [. \
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on awww3.tvboxnow.com6 m0 T: \4 p1 |( T
> 'whatever').www3.tvboxnow.com$ A) @# t! Z8 X; [9 s- E2 K
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> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! 7 m" w# m/ Q: M, d3 s
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> (9) Don't4 C6 b3 J- l) {5 s9 J
> worry about it, I got it: Another公仔箱論壇& {0 V( B- H7 L. y
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
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> herself. This will later result in a man
5 \5 F5 l( i8 Y& f) b> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman'swww3.tvboxnow.com$ v3 X- E) [4 Y: q8 z4 }
> response refer to # 3.
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