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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.
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性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
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$ R" g; g7 \9 v公仔箱論壇苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.公仔箱論壇: s8 g$ x$ N* I
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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7 B( d9 j  }( C: e9 ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvb贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
/ P  q6 B7 L3 l* Dwww3.tvboxnow.com择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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; v5 e5 H7 G" @1 G子不学:If you don't study hard,
+ p9 ^4 E7 i. B' @. Z' M0 T公仔箱論壇断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.9 k( [! [  j/ h! F6 q6 j$ B' h

1 D; N4 h! r; W4 p: S) M- P4 ?. ~tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
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, v, w8 R' x' z教五子 All his five son took it
, b& s9 P1 |! V) `3 u# [www3.tvboxnow.com名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.www3.tvboxnow.com; Z4 A# g- q. u; v3 ^/ j' V4 i
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
1 v3 ^$ o! o, B! s6 O父之过 It is all your fault.+ o$ B; P& n5 ]  e  w8 D
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,  B( j% }  s+ t( e+ b& f1 g, X
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.# c' x, z$ H$ c. }  f: D! g& h+ i" J

$ o) J- X, _2 z) c1 s* t. STVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。子不学 You may refuse to study this
1 {! Y1 c, H' L  q* e# q非所宜 but that is a real mistakewww3.tvboxnow.com% m" j8 D- N, L. E1 s3 T# K5 }
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,+ u* k% Y3 g4 l$ K  S0 I
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
! c. R! C$ ~# d/ r0 P不成器 It won't become hard and strong." \! e) u+ `3 l  O, V$ F
人不学 If you don't learn sex,' \) W, m4 M  N( @+ d9 t2 b2 `
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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ha ha so funny joke....

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