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一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」
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4 O. ]' |& x5 `/ C0 Z" q( qwww3.tvboxnow.com「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」www3.tvboxnow.com# q. U+ {# Z: ~3 O: y

, d7 q* q8 L8 c2 _- a$ [6 P公仔箱論壇「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 }5 h- H) _! ?! N

, a& a  B, |+ _* I婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」
英文笑話原文:
6 P0 g/ @7 ^, Z* }9 x" a9 o$ T公仔箱論壇An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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5 L8 p6 f& G0 n5 ?- g1 j"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.: `& s  k) P* e- H5 m* n% w
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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