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一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。1 T+ g6 k! g8 x. f$ c( l! [

+ O5 O' u$ h3 |) ^9 Stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」
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) J- p9 y3 r# j  q: r( Lwww3.tvboxnow.com「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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+ k1 ?$ O* {# F6 g9 b/ Z( q公仔箱論壇「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. Z1 i  M/ \% a7 @
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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' A6 Q0 u2 n4 n" B* E) R* Utvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"公仔箱論壇4 v% U/ ~3 b2 s* b4 g: g& j" M2 e

0 e# x1 W: w3 U+ r' S$ [公仔箱論壇"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat.") j% I' C% w1 ]7 u( V
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.4 d( y# c: Y7 n4 E# Y- q( c2 g

. M2 R8 t4 g6 g; P  s! iwww3.tvboxnow.comThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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