一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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( P% |4 ]+ E* G! e- e( w5 p, p& v一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 R+ f: G' ?: ~8 S
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」公仔箱論壇- |/ k! D* }, B
1 I9 u# r4 Q9 R- C1 ]( o# bwww3.tvboxnow.com婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
1 p v/ T9 ]% P1 x) P ]tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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6 w9 g+ X' o7 P2 t' F9 A) V" L3 Etvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 j7 ~. m6 x2 v6 L# S$ Y( A
/ Z7 n+ j; x7 F$ @# Utvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."www3.tvboxnow.com2 a% q' o" }: j; O
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4 J6 o. Z; _/ F( b6 itvb now,tvbnow,bttvbThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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