一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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* L& j9 ?/ J% W2 otvb now,tvbnow,bttvb一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」$ J4 z8 q9 F* \9 X! a: H0 G' f8 Y
/ q# f; a6 f R1 p. b: M「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 [7 D& i, [5 U
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：www3.tvboxnow.com0 s) ^4 g4 h. v9 {
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ J. U# O- v; L; J i
, s$ e5 F; ?2 n: t' q0 Vwww3.tvboxnow.com"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 o* u6 D! k. W0 J+ S2 ]
2 k: e$ s5 ~9 s% E6 X% T"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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