一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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7 z) z. u' Y( W8 D9 v3 MTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」4 O/ l9 V: d5 i/ H L1 x
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」www3.tvboxnow.com0 }" y: l! d2 O0 T8 T0 K
& @; A% y |+ T! b「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb V( }1 D# p+ o. J' c! Z# Q2 k
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
7 v# G: F0 p( }0 q, Atvb now,tvbnow,bttvbAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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5 ~0 c4 Z! i: B. F$ h+ h. A% Iwww3.tvboxnow.comA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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* r! Q# O3 C9 b6 X! G公仔箱論壇"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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9 _3 A- }$ ?4 F) {"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.7 @; w/ a0 ]# S
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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