一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。www3.tvboxnow.com V: J+ }' h4 h8 g" J$ z1 F# l
. _6 f. k L6 W3 \: t# X! v7 d2 e一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」
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/ i7 S1 d% Q5 H$ awww3.tvboxnow.com「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"+ _/ X' Y4 `" K
: K- f5 X& d4 W Q"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."公仔箱論壇' A9 g2 R& c7 }1 _7 N
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.3 y2 x# Z7 L4 g0 I3 G
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |