一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。. \" P2 s9 K( m1 A: t
. R8 {' @! M* g w7 y& P' Y, u一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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, H6 n9 O. u- {& `9 J. Y- MTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! ?3 r" u; M* w, ]$ S
; T3 Y0 K* n+ D* J3 u+ F- k3 i「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：www3.tvboxnow.com3 h9 b+ q- c6 w3 ?3 B- I
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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. E9 z+ v. Z5 m# J: Ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.www3.tvboxnow.com3 m1 C1 @- A6 z7 S+ W8 ~; k
+ C, s5 ?% F* S, ~$ G2 V, ?公仔箱論壇The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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