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一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」
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+ x- F/ G# |+ H" r' pwww3.tvboxnow.com「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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' Y  B5 @# g5 {TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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0 w- T6 o3 O/ R& U, _TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"公仔箱論壇% H' R2 @, }3 `% w( ]

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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.8 x. h0 X: c$ Y5 T

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