一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。* B; D. _4 R7 o" Z: F
: |. K/ Q2 k }' c1 z公仔箱論壇一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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0 G$ J8 v! e. f3 J) {公仔箱論壇「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ A- D3 t0 C. T4 p" `1 Z7 u
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.www3.tvboxnow.com( t8 F+ R; v" A
) b" P$ y% ^/ EA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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; J/ c i1 ]$ F"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. R5 _# B1 S8 |
% J0 h, `) L7 _5 f2 F: ?) ?The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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