一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。4 Z1 c, w5 M7 v: C' C- J
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」www3.tvboxnow.com; |6 ?5 _; S8 O. P
* h) l4 c/ D& y! b「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 z/ z% `9 @/ s: R1 |5 v }5 P
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 u2 I8 m$ a2 y2 R. K
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 Y6 s: Z9 d% H6 _5 W, @* O: }9 p
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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* Q6 C# |1 |, S( eTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.& c1 [. w2 f0 M% \8 ^
' I, G$ t7 `1 S4 ~) h; `公仔箱論壇The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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