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不用客气~~
xinxian 發表於 2011-9-22 01:35 PM
过门都是客

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我来呢度係純粹十扑巴大爷架

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8888 gogogogo

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A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia ...

He was having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house.

A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a casual conversation.
...
Malaysian : "You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?"
Singaporean : "Of course."
Malaysian : "We don't. In Malaysia , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore ."

The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.

Malaysian : "Do you eat the jam with the bread?"
Singaporean : "Of course."
Malaysian (chuckling) : "We don't. In Malaysia , we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-overs in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam,.....before we sell it across to Singapore ."

This time, the Singaporean retorted : "Do you have sex in Malaysia ?"
Malaysian : "Why, of course we do"
Singaporean : "Do you wear protection"
Malaysian : "Of course! We wear condoms."
Singaporean : "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Malaysian : "Stupid question ! Of course we throw them away."
Singaporean : "We don't. In Singapore , the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell them across to Malaysia ,.... & that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore. "!!!

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好好笑嘎

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When 4 different people farted:

American
Excuse me. I'm sorry if that troubled you.

... UK
Pardon me.

Singaporean
Oops, i'm sorry...

..... Malaysian
Who fart ah?

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女人胖是丰满,瘦是苗条;

高是修长,矮是秀气;

男人胖是肥猪,瘦是排骨;

高是竹竿,矮是冬瓜!

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法拉杏儿随时没戏开


yxx01 發表於 2011-9-22 09:34 PM
why ?

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雀仔高定矮啊
lhy92725 發表於 2011-9-22 09:46 PM
男人壮是帅,瘦就能装忧郁;

高是修长,矮是秀气;

你feel 到某?

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老师问:你约了心仪的女孩吃晚餐,当你要上厕所时,该怎麼礼貌地说?

同学A:我去撇个尿! 老师:这一点都不礼貌。

同学B:我去上个厕所,等等回来。 老师:嗯,这个不错,但还有更礼貌的。

同学C:容许我离开一下,我去见个朋友。如果可以,我希望今晚有机会给你介绍。

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【年轻人到底在搞什么?】

根据数据显示我国有超过60%的青年都在超额负债,而且每天共有41名青年宣告破產。

我们的年轻人到底在搞什么?是钱不够用呢?还是花钱如水?

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【一日一格言】

曾經有个國外朋友問我...

他問:你們華人在马来西亚生活有会窮苦嗎?
我答:我們“窮”民主...“苦”教育!

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一日一鼓励。。。

当你觉得处处不如人时,不要自卑,记得你只是平凡人。当别人忽略你时,不要伤心,每个人都有自己的生活,谁都不可能一直陪你。当你看到别人在笑时,不要以为世界上只有你一个人在伤心,其实别人只是比你会掩饰。当你很无助时,你可以哭,但哭过必须振作起来,即使输了一切,也不要输掉微笑

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cloud bro 个心只有猫骨
cloud bro 个心只有猫骨
cloud bro 个心只有猫骨
cloud bro 个心只有猫骨

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