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#3
The girl was unble to pick the 5th mushroom because it's the man's penis, instead she gave him a good wanking, that's why the man felt good after...but when the little bear came to pick the 5th mushroom the next day he bite it off because it was hard to pick and so went on to pick more mushroom.

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#6
The grand children are the sperm in the condom that fell from the building...

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#9
The fisherman asked "How can i have sex with a mermaid it's lower body is a fish"

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Want to see my version for #1?

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#1
1st month The lady killed herself because the 10 men where not having sex  with her but among them self (they where homosexual)
2nd month The men buried her because they couldn't stand to see a corpse lying around ( it affected their sexual appite)
3rd month The men got bored of having sex with each other so they dug the lady out  ( to have sex with the lady's corpse)
4th God thought that the lady sould enjoy the sex as much as the men so he reincarnated her.