kimmi8k

呢套乜戲？咁抵屎嘅
! q; @9 r6 P/ K7 C公仔箱論壇mr2907 發表於 2011-12-5 07:18 AM

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kimmi8k

Malaysia Jok Yeh Tube
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kimmi8k

All of us hve seen a fashion show, baby competition, dog n cat competition
8 {% x6 c1 b$ m& i+ j6 y9 ^( ^$ t/ L4 FBUT do u believe a CHICKEN competition existed in Malaysia
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kimmi8k

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kimmi8k

Morning CHing n AV1...Joe San, Gau Ja, Selamat Pagi, Jau An
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kimmi8k

公仔箱論壇( L; F* P6 f% d3 s1 ~5 P$ O. U
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nite nite CHing
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kimmi8k

can anyone guess what is this
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kimmi8k

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TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# w  w8 B2 R- ^$ y! z& g! N, k: p
Answer : Rabbit Nose

kimmi8k

閱讀權限: 130架，我哋啲會員仔點睇到喎 不過妳睇老細同KB版大笑到咁，就知18+++啦
+ d( E6 u% B/ S) p8 _' Gtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbmr2907 發表於 2011-12-6 11:48 AM

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chat room r all high ranking officials
5 ?2 A5 M, _! ytvb now,tvbnow,bttvbCEO's n GO GOON
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thanks for tipping mr 2907
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playing tantrums again

kimmi8k

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) i; q4 N' ^; c5 L5 Q6 [TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Good morning Ching n AV1

kimmi8k

  q5 |# u/ h* Cwww3.tvboxnow.comTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 h- D. v+ @) n1 v; T
Morning CHing ADTVB Mr 2907 & all  大大大 130s +100s
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: d9 N( ~; I' {www3.tvboxnow.comA little humor for u morning coffee
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1st date: You get to hold hands
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, h: P, \5 r5 W公仔箱論壇2nd date: You get a goodbye kiss.' [% o5 o' J$ R) t4 }2 X

& I0 G/ O. ]! ywww3.tvboxnow.com3rd date: You both get caught by JAIS.5 x/ u3 q$ p0 M& Z+ }; L# s$ N+ a
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Chinese girl
3 Z9 Y: x  J: j. `/ a9 v/ y; RTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
! g5 a9 ~6 K7 ?- \7 P7 MTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1st date: You take her to a restaurant.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" A% C8 b( A, p  M! @
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2nd date: You take her to an expensive restaurant.
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& o& k7 K1 v2 ]5 z6 D" b) E. b3rd date: You take her to a very expensive restaurant and buy her a diamond necklace. You get to hold her hand later that night.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。: H# L5 Z$ b3 o& x; @$ ?
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0 r4 |' Z$ X) bwww3.tvboxnow.comIndian girl公仔箱論壇! ?5 o" ?- b, t8 X5 e9 I* H  t% P
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1st date: You meet her parents.
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2nd date: She meets your parents.www3.tvboxnow.com$ n! e! j& r8 x

  ], h6 Y0 Q7 Q公仔箱論壇3rd date: Wedding night.
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kimmi8k

A Malaysian Humor3 J3 P+ F4 }+ c8 ?( R) m0 ~

4 n+ S9 O* F- p3 T! m# C" }Have you seen the Made-in-Malaysia car "Kancil"?
$ ]0 H$ |5 T" V: _* A7 f, o1 M$ v公仔箱論壇You know, that very little 600 cc car ???tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' m# C/ P  y3 t' \* v. S, V
Well, Dr M really wanted to sell it to the US, so when Dr Mtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# J: f! Q1 n* `! o" C2 z9 P9 \
paid a visit to the White House after finishing formal discussions with
- C% i7 i1 X8 A1 e. w  A& Hwww3.tvboxnow.comGeorge Bush, Dr M checks with Bush to find out if there is a way to sell
- ], n; L" z. {2 D0 n9 Q# C: _the Kancil in the USA.
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After having looked at the brochure, Bush said, "You know,I think
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Not one who gives up easily, Dr M persisted and finally Bushwww3.tvboxnow.com+ ?" b# b4 \! i5 D5 B! A
offered, "Ok,take this number down. This guy is my good buddy and
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America."
, u$ i7 L: f, O$ J5 Gtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbDr M was satisfied公仔箱論壇! t& C" A7 [2 `+ M0 D
with the meeting and returns to Malaysia.
2 x! D4 U6 T7 y, [* IThe next day he called the number and a lady answered,"TOYS R US",TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- q* O# e) _+ D" q" [
can I help you?"

kimmi8k

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iFamily Malaysia  V( @9 ~3 ?, z8 z! x4 }+ x9 u

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Talking about Funnies公仔箱論壇. J" u! o$ Q1 W& r+ a
do you know how your day will become beautiful?
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! m! r8 I; c6 i0 y7 M6 A5 Bit is wen you start your day..
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4 c# @" @9 n% R) F  N- z公仔箱論壇thinking of me first...lolz!公仔箱論壇: X7 k$ a5 z! S, m6 U" G+ B

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why are condoms transparent?
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So dat d sperms cud at least enjoy d  scenery
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kimmi8k

公仔箱論壇" y. O# U3 Z) ]) r0 c

  O4 Y; W1 ^. C& a  {  ktvb now,tvbnow,bttvbHello CHing www3.tvboxnow.com: |+ A; S  M! K8 e# \. z+ A
come to paste paste u Malaysian Chat Room
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smiling?
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laughter
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+ T* h& x6 }  g& Q% w+ e; e3 CTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。praying?TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) b5 P8 {/ v0 |6 Q7 J
a sign of  gud faith
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$ P/ `) c  S" X1 q9 Ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvbchusing me as ur friend?
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if u ned a "fuck"
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Friend U Can Keep
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kimmi8k

Malaysia English vs Britian English .../ v- x. ^1 q6 j$ w
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Who says our English is teruk. Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc. The English did invent the English Language, but they cannot use it economically when communicating their intentions. Compare these phrases that Malaysians and Britons use to say the same thing: So, why make things so confusing and waste of money when you are and a long distance call.公仔箱論壇+ N& ?; T$ p9 J) J7 q8 d- w) L
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WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWSTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' S6 k8 F$ K$ P; a
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3 L; |  [4 o! u) a+ w& Y& i( H) c
Malaysians: No Stock.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! {4 w0 W* K! P0 O" Q

! ?' k: l; v+ f5 _tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbRETURNING A CALL
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Malaysians: Hallo, who page?7 W* u8 X' ^, Z/ J
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ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY.
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Malaysians: S-kew me
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3 G' u: y: U9 }  {" J  {WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
7 n, D0 _  Z' `www3.tvboxnow.comBritons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
" `3 |! a- U4 b* X0 A0 |5 e$ H* Jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbMalaysians:No-need, lah.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( Z; E0 T9 s6 c$ P2 Y( {3 p
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WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
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1 d7 w8 i. d( c公仔箱論壇Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?
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1 F( b  [, ^% j/ vwww3.tvboxnow.comWHEN ENTERTAININGTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ y7 q( `1 k$ I3 `
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Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 s! X$ |: [. N: j6 S0 X

- J+ f! S3 s8 P8 dWHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
. \3 J9 a5 \) W2 l/ k8 w1 zTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
" G8 L# D) g# v, zTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Malaysians: Where got?
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Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
6 `7 T, m' t* v! ?- U8 UTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Malaysians: Doe-waaaan!
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0 F5 }2 U; b4 Q4 }( `www3.tvboxnow.comIN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
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coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
5 G" f: {( ~9 Q+ l( s' i; @' Ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvbMalaysians: You mad, ah?公仔箱論壇+ G( J. }, B* b7 a
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WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
- D# v6 F. D' h: g! |  j公仔箱論壇Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
* }$ y7 q7 @) W7 N5 T+ E1 ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvbMalaysians: Shaddap lah!
2 F6 B9 T' r* H* I/ N& C# B1 e: Q. ATVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ V* l+ I- j$ N& ?
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
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Malaysians: See what, see what?
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3 }; q% U% Q9 I/ Iwww3.tvboxnow.comWHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
! B+ P- ^+ h7 O; |$ }+ `7 wTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.) T, P9 N( e1 |
Malaysians: Die-lah!!
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; ^# f: }9 t# t$ u( I% f6 wTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENEDwww3.tvboxnow.com8 A' V3 R; I  i; R  |
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Malaysians: Wat happen Why lidat????ADUI!!! (jumping to conclusion)www3.tvboxnow.com0 Q9 ]0 I0 j' p: u

, C. `* f& d; W& p; n: n( Etvb now,tvbnow,bttvbWHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONGTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 y/ w% T' o) I$ @2 @/ e0 e! F
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let mne show you.
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