一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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5 y. F- y ~' a6 Q, rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」2 p7 U4 }3 C I! V& p1 c: z- l
1 n8 Z/ w0 H% o9 Y( |- G% j2 `「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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2 ^: ?. u* ^( T9 R% u- O" ?8 ktvb now,tvbnow,bttvb婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：5 N& |3 O8 }& h% g; Q1 \/ Q4 O
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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9 L+ _) ?: _) A/ {+ t% oA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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4 f, A4 x9 b8 j$ A I2 M# X# |"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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