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吹吹水, 练中文. 请各位师兄,师姐们多多指教.

本帖最後由 norman.ho 於 2011-6-11 08:28 PM 編輯

吹吹水, 练中文. 请各位师兄,师姐们多多指教.

Yeah, Bros and Sis; that's about the most of the Chinese that I can manage at the moment.
Been away from HK for too long now, and I would like to brush up on my 普通话,
I would like to be able to call a taxi, check on the price, ask to use the meter etc, checking in the hotel, using my credit card for deposit;
and the common local greetings too.


Also the pitfalls like instead getting a pair a shoes, end up getting two kids to take home.
Instead of talking about writing, end up getting a kiss (from a guy)

Yeah, my Chinese is hopeless, so Bros and Sis, any help from you will be much appreciated.

I really like to be able to talk like a local.    ... again.

So in return, name your price:

Special reward for true local slang, colloquial expression etc ...

Jokes (laundried or still dirty) and music (ones that you like) are all welcome too.
Let starting with this one.

A little green earthling, living life as if there were no tomorrow.
Bro, take first place.   顶

平壤核子能源研究所
又话练中文,全部英文啵
條骨都無佐lu
又话练中文,全部英文啵
是呀, 因为我的中文实在太叉了,
see my mistake, 太叉, should be 太差.
what is the pinyin for 太差?
A little green earthling, living life as if there were no tomorrow.
本帖最後由 norman.ho 於 2011-6-11 07:41 PM 編輯

At least I got the 中文 right, not 接吻 or  接门 or 江门
A little green earthling, living life as if there were no tomorrow.
I only know a little bit of 普通话, but how about this:

a pair of shoes  一雙鞋子 you say:

"衣箱寫字"  
Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is mystery,
Today is a gift, that is, a present!
本帖最後由 norman.ho 於 2011-6-11 08:15 PM 編輯

有谁可教我北方地道的粗口.

Extra rewards to include pinyin.
A little green earthling, living life as if there were no tomorrow.
今晚个个人都出去玩了,这么静.
A little green earthling, living life as if there were no tomorrow.
猫在呀,不过头先去洗白白
條骨都無佐lu
洗完白白, 教我D地道北方粗口得吗,?
A little green earthling, living life as if there were no tomorrow.
北方野我不懂哦,标准南方广州人
條骨都無佐lu
广州都很多北方人.
A little green earthling, living life as if there were no tomorrow.
我都知,好多南下打工的
我很少有接触
條骨都無佐lu
我要去睡觉了,猫猫晚安。 明天再和你吹水啦.
A little green earthling, living life as if there were no tomorrow.
norman晚安
條骨都無佐lu
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